boner

A really stupid or dumb mistake.

Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.

by LeilaSP April 2, 2019

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend

popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.

by Texas Man October 21, 2017

bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020

Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate

I have a boner did

by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021

Boner

A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyone’s parade.

Man, my fried is being a real boner today.

by Metal Princess January 19, 2021

no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"

Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011