clunge raggamuffin

The act of shuving a McMuffin inside of a busty Jamaican clunge. And then shagging her. And then eating it out.

Hey bro. I gave shaniqua a clunge raggamuffin this morning. Great breakfast

by Sesh Panda August 25, 2017

Clunge froth

A cunt that has been fucked so hard that it releases a frothy clunge. The froth usually forms a skin over the clunge and becomes sticky.

Sarahs cunt started squirting out clunge froth. it got everywhere and I couldn't get it off me! Said tom.

by Funnyshite December 25, 2017

clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.

1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.

by hairygunt September 27, 2010

clunge filler

a mans penis

bruv i was tugging on my clunge filler when my gash walked in.

by dan n dan June 10, 2009

clunge fun

The activity of getting clunged, i.e. having sex with a sexy lady.

So called for the part of the woman that is ploughed, and how much fun the activity itself is.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, had a load of clunge fun, but Jill wasn't on the pill so she got pregnant, became unattractive to Jack who had to start doing five finger exercises, and eventually she died and he turned gay.

Moral: Always go on the pill.

by manyperson August 12, 2009

Clunge Plunge

The female equiivelant of "tea-bagging,"

- The act of putting your balls in and out of a sleeping persons mouth.

"He was snoring loudly so she Clunge Plunged him"

by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010

clunge dungon

basement filed with wimen often dresd as wareor prinsesis and othe d&d stile fetishis when used in parodes often shortend to "clungon". the farze was first coind by d.o.r but is slowly pasing into comen use

hay did you hear john has a new clunge dungon. (d.o.r)

by rodney star "kinky" July 7, 2010