Banter

Verbal sparring that's fundamentally friendly, especially needed to deflate the egos of gloating friends

A banterous initiation to said friend:

"I wonder if your ass gets jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth"

by bobzilla November 1, 2012

Banterpuss

noun. A pair (or group) of individuals who share an unethical level of friendly banter with one another.

person 1: Whats gwarnin' fam?
person 2: Shut up, you're not black...
person 1: You're such a fucking banterpuss!
person 2: Ta bbz <3

by TheBantologist November 23, 2011

Banter with Chums

When you have a Joke with a close friend

Steve organised a day out to have banter with his chums
Noah wanted to have banter with chums
Charles enjoyed having banter with his chum, Zachary
Joe and Jon were chums and enjoyed having banter

by kingjon123 November 11, 2013

Banter Off

To insult someone by means of banter.

"I thought you was gonna banter me off there."

banter off

by ricof May 26, 2015

banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.

Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer

by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016

Race Baiter

People on internet forums (but not limited to forums) who use racial issues to start an argument. By playing the race card and / or creating volatile race issues that really don't exist so they can increase post count or potentially draw someone into an argument in hopes of getting them banned.

Scotty: I can't believe that cracker coach Rod Marinelli cut Charles Rogers from the Lions squad! Watch him replace C-Rog with a white wide receiver.

Lion Fans: Shut the fuck up Scotty - you're such a race baiter.

by Grund1e September 3, 2006

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011