Baroned

When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.

I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.

by Hunterman September 20, 2019

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

Baloney

The proper way that it should be spelled!!!!

Hey could u make me some baloney

by Basscrack September 18, 2020

balonee

the new official spelling for the beloved cheese we used to know as bolongna.

damn this is some finger lickin good balonee.
that’s a bunch of balonee.

by Egk111 December 7, 2020

Baloneycrap

Often you hear a statement from someone that's not just baloney and is more than just crap, it's Baloneycrap!
When someone says something that is both full of baloney and full of crap, it's Baloneycrap!
Use when baloney or crap is just not enough.

The politician explained his reasons for his action and you knew it was pure baloneycrap.

by DaisyGirl1949 October 11, 2023

Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Horse Baloney

A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit’

‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’

- Markiplier

by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020