Poetry Basics

Poetry is simple, i will break it down in 3 parts, the opening , the middle and last and probably least the ending. The opening is arguably the most important part as here you are able to show how truly white and privileged you are so you attract all the 40 year old women reading your work and make them think that your bullshit is very deep and is so emotionally dense. Start with something like "And I therefore I am so" or " Because I could not stop for Death" or something that makes absolutely no sense is nowadays common English but people insist on writing like this to make the readers life more difficult. The middle part of your poem is important too, you should just take the scenario of your favourite porn films and use high level vocabulary to express your self so that the readers (mainly 40 year old white women) will think its peak romance. The ending is useless as no one is going to finish your poem, any potential non 40 year old white woman will have left by now or slept, and only the most elite of white 40 year old women are able to sustain as such, just write about some how the male of your romantic poem died or something I really don't care

Poem: "And I i will so be it in Rome I will suck you off Petrissa"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"

by ShitsJustAJoke November 30, 2020

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

baldi's basics

just a fucked up game to learn some shiet that doesnt help. u get sum maths but u succ at math so u fail than baldi mad af. baldi scares the shit outa u so u betta watch out.

Yo head baldi. No my head basics.

baldi's basicsed

by YoHeadBaldi May 24, 2018

Trapped in a basin

That epic moment when you are about to head out with the boys, but next thing you know you're trapped in a plastic basin...

Guy 1: "Hey bro cmon we gotta go"
Guy 2: "Sure bro I'm coming... oh no, no no no not again , ahhhhhhhhh...... TRAPPED IN A BASIN!

by Bboyzxoxo January 18, 2019

Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture

A favourite quote by many memers alike, and was originally stated by none other than The True Master himself. In a humorous joke regarding a supposed ‘World War 3’ (which can cause a lot of stress, you know), The True Master stated ‘Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture’. Since then, many memers quote this in a humorous fashion.

‘Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning’ was a game published on the 31st of March, 2018. The game was played by many YouTubers and began to get memed about. Even almost two years later, The True Master still enjoys meming on this game.

Person 1: All this talk around WWIII is kinda worrying me.
The True Master: What, Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture?
Person 1: *bursts out laughing* Brilliant!

by .Mega January 19, 2020

Basil

The most amazingly kind and sexy man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He isn't all looks however, Basil is also brilliant. If you ever find a Basil, snatch him up.

"Look there goes Basil. He is so hot."

by McPseudonym November 24, 2011

Keep It Basic

Keep it Real.
Keep it Simple.
Don't get any stupid ideas.

Used by Underground Hip Hop group BASIC Scenario.
" Ayo peep www.basicscenario.com, peep the realness. Keep It Basic."

by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 21, 2006