Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women

I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.

by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo

Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!

by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016

banjo

when u are very uncool and straight on, saying things with a weird noce.

"stoooorm" (while pressing your head down to your neck)

by xtyne February 6, 2003

Hanjo-banjo

The act of reaching around a standing nude man and sexually pleasing him.

One hand goes over the shoulder to vigorously jerk him off, while the other hand comes under his arm to rub his balls.

I just got out of the shower and my wife was behind me and started giving me a hanjo-banjo

by Sexual Thesaurus April 13, 2017

Rock Banjo

Construction site slang. Used to describe a full size spade shovel found on construction sites and used to move dirt, gravel, etc.

It was my first day on the construction site so the foreman set me to work on the rock banjo.

by Vampire Cobra December 16, 2010

banjo bands

Fraud Hipster/Scenester who bought a "how to be a gangster for dummies" and a "instant Rapper" kit from dollar general. slashes tires and is a very hated individual from his own hood. Many People around the world agree he should quit being a "twitter rapper" and continue being a bartista at Star Bucks.

Bruh quit being so banjo bands and flashing your moms rent money like dat.

by MuddyBoyKillaz September 4, 2014