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Bumping Blacktop

To send someone home, without a ride. Mainly used when someone has been kicked out 'on their ass' from a job where they've bummed a ride with someone to reach, such as construction.
1.)Tony was bitching all morning, so I sent him bumping blacktop.
2.)If I catch Chad standing around doing nothing again, his ass is bumping blacktop all the way back to town.
by Kadius March 3, 2007
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Fist-Bumping

A signal that an individual is sexually attracted to another.
I was fist-bumping Sally so she got the message.
by Etchabetch November 6, 2015
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bamfing-up

The act of becoming just THAT much more awesome.
My abs could use a little bamfing-up. I don't quite have a six pack yet.
by seacirque September 27, 2011
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bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
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bumping mollusc

The act of labia on labia rubbing between two females. Also known as tribadism, it's usually performed while scissoring.
"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."
by Batlord February 15, 2014
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bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."
by thedickbutt April 20, 2014
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bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.
Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!
by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015
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