fair and balanced

Fox news is 'fair and balanced'
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Shirk-life balance

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
by OGH Savage November 17, 2022
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Balanced

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.
The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
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harmonic balancer

The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.
Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep
by Carburetor1963 July 22, 2018
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CHEMICALLY OFF BALANCED

That feeling you get when that pussy done fucked you up and left you questioning all the other pussy you've had
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Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.
“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.
by Lemon on the floor June 28, 2022
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Perfect Balance

Perfect Balance is a fusion between balance and counterbalance you got example A. Most often called perfect balance but it's rather immovable balance like that of a cone being placed in a sphere via phase like fusion always working itself equal in position as the cone inside the sphere is alligned. And B. Genuine perfect balance example being many cones in all different directions evenly being phase like fused inside a sphere where effected mass is unchanged but mass effect changes productively such as infinity roll or spin. This is more perfect balance in consideration of masses composite build.
The perfect balance of the planets in majority sum leaves one grasping blindly at the event of composition.
by PsymonCasanova May 08, 2024
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