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Baguette

romanian guy who wastes money on small streamers...
states that "nike pros make him hard"
P1: "GUYS BAGUETTE DONATED ME $1.04
P2: "WOW THATS SO COOL"
P1: "HE'S ASKING FOR NIKE PRO PICS 0-0
P2: "SEND IT TO HIM
by SubSync May 24, 2022
mugGet the Baguettemug.

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.
by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022
mugGet the Death Baguettemug.

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said
oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this
by bobconcarni November 3, 2023
mugGet the i am too baguette for thismug.

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.
Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”
by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021
mugGet the Baguette Poundermug.

Baguette

Word that native american people like to use in order to show off their french skills
by Sarginak May 11, 2022
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Tig baguette

Hon Hon what is that
Hon Hon it's Tig baguette
by AzyzPlaysRatgame February 22, 2017
mugGet the Tig baguettemug.

Baguette

Guy: Do you like pancakes?
Girl: baguette
by Harrypotterfreak101 July 7, 2017
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