Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Dusty Baguette

A dusty baguette is problematic trash.

Brian is a dusty baguette

by CrewTrash August 9, 2015

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

Baguette boy

A French man

Hey Tom's from France. Oh he's a baguette boy

by Fatpandabear December 18, 2023

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

Mr. Baguette

Mr. baguette is the founder of the bread army and is planning to take over servers in discord

ZwarteWolf: Oh hey it's Mr. Baguette
Mr. Baguette: B e c o m e b r e a d

by ZwarteWolf September 7, 2021