Backstabber

Someone who talks shit about you behind your back. If you were on fire and this person had a bottle of water they would rink the water and apologize about it later when you are in the ICU. This person makes you walk on hot coals to please them and then they turn around and talk about behind your back while still acting like your friends...stay away from theses people they are no good.

Good Friend: "OMG sorry i didnt mean ... is there anyway i can make it up to you?"

Bad Friend: "Nah.. it's okay it's fine, don't worry about it"

1 hour later
Bad Friend: "guess what this bitch did to me..... I have always hated her. all she wants is attention.. she should go die in a hole"

Next Day

Good Friend:" Hey Bestty"

Bad friend:"Hey Bestfriend in the world" -.-

Another person: "You do know she talks shit about you behind your back"

Good Friend: "WHAT A BACKSTABBER!!!"

by Don't Hate, Appreciate February 28, 2012

backseat chef

One who constantly tries to add ingredients and tells someone what and how to cook something when someone is preparing food.

Mom: "Okay, i'm making dinner."

Kid 1: "No, no, no, you are making it all wrong, you need to add ketchup."

Mom: "Oh I think i can do this myself sweety."

Kid 1: "Ugh!" *adds all THEIR favorite things.

Kid 2: "OMG, you are such a backseat chef!"

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

backstreet

A term used to describe someone or something that is considered gay or queer. The term has been taken from of course the "Backstreet Boys", who many see as a group of panty waist crybabies that begged for pussy or cock (mainly cock).

Any dude that perfers the taste of a hot creamy cock instead of a nice sweet pussy is without a doubt backstreet!

by Wun Hung Lo January 7, 2006

Backseat Fucked

When a good student is put in the back of the class to set a barrier or wall between the reject kids who were put there. The student is only there because the teacher doesnt want to deal with the stupid kids anymore, and good student suffers from it.

Boy 1: My grade is totally dropping in math because I can't see the board anymore. Mrs.Smith totally backseat fucked me.
Boy 2: I understand! Ever since I was was moved to the back in history to provide a wall between the slackers, I havent learned a thing

by HannahHorton December 23, 2008

Backstabber

One who listens to your problems, pretends to be your friend, acts so fake around you you actually believe it, but in the end goes and hooks up with your boyfriend, spreads rumors about you, etc.

Amelia hooked up with him? I thought she was her best friend! What a backstabber....

by xxxxxooooo69 February 22, 2011

backseat shenanigans

When someone does something mischevious, sexual or otherwise in the backseat of a vehicle.

*Common in black VL non-turbos*

PERSON 1: "Ey, what's this sticky stuff in the backseat of your VL?"

PERSON 2: "Was it Paul and Vanessa's backseat shenanigans after Jimmies?"

PERSON 1: "It was, those horny fucks!"

PERSON 2: "Doesn't he live in Gunn Court?"

PERSON 1: "Let's go egg him"

by Stevito January 13, 2008

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008