Baboon kool-aid drinker

Black people that only drink kool-aid

Bob: Aye yo Tyrone what you drinking
Tyrone:Some of that good Ole kool-aid
Bob: You always did like kool-aid you baboon kool-aid drinker

by Lycanace February 1, 2023

trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.

I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.

by BigDicktonaryBoi May 15, 2022

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

fruity urban baboon

fair aftican booty scratchers

dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you

by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018