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Blind Marlin

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.
Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin
by dudeguy511 August 2, 2009
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Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
by Captian Mikey March 23, 2008
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Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.
I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.
by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009
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blind date

Ray Charles went on many blind dates with his wife, Della.
by beezor March 20, 2007
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Blind Walkthrough

Blind Walkthrough stand's for when a player record's themselves (Optional: Microphone, face) playing a game and completing it, without playing it before.

This is called a Blind walkthrough, since the audience watches the player play and struggle to complete the game with (Usually) no help or guidance whatsoever. The audience take's part in the frustration and other emotion's with the player if they are somewhat fucking emotional.

As the player complete's the game, the audience not only learn's how to complete the game, but take's LOLOL's at their struggle's and pain to complete the game. Especially if the player is playing a horror game.
- Example of a horror game Blind Walkthrough -

PewdiePie before Evolution: -See's monster- Run's away silently. Nope nope. Just no. :c

Audience: Lolol. :D:
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blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date
by arneh April 12, 2012
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blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge
"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill
by Floppy flop January 27, 2017
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