blind liker

When someone "likes" all your Facebook posts without even reading them.

You didn't even read my post! You're a blind liker!

by Biscuit Eater May 18, 2014

blind justice

The act of weighing drugs without a scale.

Drug buyer: "Lemme get a dub, yo."
Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."

by HuHadyu September 16, 2015

nigger blind

the inability to distinguish one blacky from an other

"Dude, is that Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans?"
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."

by Bucky Beils November 23, 2018

book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017

Blind Gang

A group made up of 26 vision inpaired teenagers

Blind Gang is a guessing game of who is on the account

by MenLunch May 18, 2020

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.

"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."

by Jray78 August 3, 2012