assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004

aparatchik

An aparatchik is someone who enters a pre-existing human hierarchy (like a corporation, a government or an online Forum) purely for egotistical reasons of his/her own. In other words, they have no sympathy or interest in THE ORIGINAL TOPIC OR CAUSE for which the corporation, government or forum was created; rather, they simply see the hierarchy as a ladder by which they can cynically achieve their own selfish aims (money, power, visibility, etc.)

The city politics of Finetown used to be so interesting, as its founders were passionate crusaders who truly wanted to create a utopia; today, however, Finetown's council is filled with bored aparatchiks who just seek to get ahead and make money without accomplishing anything.

by david lincoln brooks January 25, 2009

assrape carravan

A toothpaste for toddlers that'll make mothers smile while they watch their loved ones take a shot in the mouth from a 400 pound japanese rapper

Did you see little maggie get that assrape carravan? I wish someone would give me an assrape carravan. I want to sleep next to an assrpae carravan. I give out assrape carravans daily.

by joaystick December 29, 2007

Apera

A really cool guy. Very down to earth and rational. Loves music and sex.

Apera Woodfine

by Apeocherio April 16, 2013

AssRash

Abrasions , pimples, rashes, and bruises on the buttocks.

Unfortunately, the pretty Ukrainian gal had some deal-breaker AssRash

by jiminton October 5, 2013

asrafing

The act of biting your lip when taking a 'selfie'. The look can either be a seductive attempt unless you are Asraf, then your face is just stuck like that.

Warning. Asrafing does not get you the girls.

Asrafing may cause side effects such as sore bottom lip and herpes.

All my selfies consist of my Asrafing.

by Lilbittttt July 25, 2014

aspranchia

Term used to immediately end a fight.

Example:
Person 1: (angry)You forgot to buy the milk!
Person2: you no know what ASPRANCHIA!
(Ends argument)

by Illegirl October 12, 2017