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Apex

is one huge as nigga most commonly known for his large dick and wearing glasses around school. Apex is far superior than the low life people he has to deal with every day. Apex once destroyed an entire colony of thots with a single nut which fired from his glock 19 a.k.a the big juicy cock. He is also one of Jupiters missing moon with a gravitational pull which is five stronger than earths meaning if you come within 1 kilometre of him you will begin to slowly feel your skin be pulled from your body, Apex is strong enough to defeat Thanos even with the infinity gauntlet.
Apex has a 50 inch soft shlong kong
by urmon123 June 3, 2025
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Apex

P1:Wanna play apex this Saturday?
P2:Yeah
by Mxxse__ March 2, 2020
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Apex Auto

The best car detailing company there is. Ran by some great guys!
Those Apex Auto guys are so sexy! I want to get my car done by him..
by the girlssss June 16, 2024
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apex legends

another shooter game with dummy thicc lesbian whores
by Telazac June 29, 2022
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Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
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toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno

why the hell did you search this up
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by fhhhffhdhgdhthsthsht March 8, 2025
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apex spotlight

little bottom faggot who gets dommed by minors

also the name of someone who left school to get t500 in 6v6
you’re such an apex spotlight

you’re apex spotlight-ing rn
by keofoeoeitifiskadkkfkf July 13, 2022
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