Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

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Alfie Bush

Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)

"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"

"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"

by Alfieus April 30, 2020

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ZE ALFY

the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot

oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo

by alfredsrad October 8, 2008

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Alfie

my handsome man who i love very berry much

me when Alfie :o

by Cheese.but.w.a.z October 21, 2024

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dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

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