Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment

Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alfie France

Grade A loser who thinks he's the man.

Seen that guy over there? I know he's a right Alfie France.

by LeetheG May 26, 2020

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

ALFIE

Massive nob bigger the Antonio

ALFIE Has a massive nob

by Hhhhoigff November 23, 2021

ALFIE

He’s gay

Alfie is gay

by Alfie gay boy November 11, 2019

Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

alfie

thinks he’s untouchable, thinks he’s too hot to handle x

alfie is prestige

by hippyhoppyboppy August 17, 2024