Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy
by The big a _76 November 23, 2021

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.
Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.
Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"
by g292922 January 25, 2022

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

A huge fan of My Hero Academia, Alfie is a rare creature whom is very Bootiful!Approach with caution because he snaps back!
by ALFUOSNSISHSU August 6, 2020
