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Adopt Me

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022
mugGet the Adopt Memug.

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
mugGet the Surprize Adoptionmug.

adopte

Adopte, the biggest gays of all gay. But adopte is not as big gay as it seems, it has a bigger gay of the gaying gays. Gay

Gay
"Yo, that man is pretty adopte"
"I'm coming out as adopte..."
"thats some adopte shit"
by Adotpe November 14, 2018
mugGet the adoptemug.

live adoption

When a female Cosplay character is way to sick, and you must have him or her for your very own...
You movements and voice are so Tomi like I almost thought of you for a live adoption.
by Tamu2 November 6, 2022
mugGet the live adoptionmug.

Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**
Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH
by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021
mugGet the Adopt Me!mug.

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