adopt me bruh

adopt me? more like drop me

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh

by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

adopt

when somebody takes someone else in as their own

i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird

by leader of Namjoon supremacy May 16, 2021

adopte

Adopte, the biggest gays of all gay. But adopte is not as big gay as it seems, it has a bigger gay of the gaying gays. Gay

Gay

"Yo, that man is pretty adopte"
"I'm coming out as adopte..."
"thats some adopte shit"

by Adotpe November 14, 2018

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale May 24, 2011

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids

Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.

by ThePandaRedd August 04, 2022