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carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10
That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents
by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016
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tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.
"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.
by boppa23 February 3, 2018
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Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.
"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"
by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017
mugGet the Office tentmug.

doona tent

Camping out in bed under a doona when its cold and miserable outside
It's pissing down outside, I'm gonna doona tent with a bad action movie
by not hugh April 16, 2014
mugGet the doona tentmug.

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent
Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent
by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014
mugGet the Wet tentmug.

Tent Talk

When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.
Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok
by Wordy Boi October 12, 2017
mugGet the Tent Talkmug.

taco tent

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.
I had a giant taco tent when i saw that girl.
by bunzthomas September 6, 2013
mugGet the taco tentmug.

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