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Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016
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Jolly Mama

An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
Guy 1: Doe, Marisa Ferguson is a jolly mama.

Guy 2: The molliest!
by jomama217 June 24, 2012
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Jolly Johnson2

Jolly Johnson2 is someone who when given prime hydration he has the sh*** for decades
Damn Jolly Johnson2 drunk a bottle of Ksi Flavoured prime and he hasn't come out of the toilet for 10years
by Sub2GaminGravy March 19, 2023
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sophie jollis

The definition of beautiful,The best girl in the world, and the hottest😍
I love you
Woot woot
by YeetithYootith October 21, 2018
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Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.
The comfort or rest to a tiring day.
by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022
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cyrus jolly

is very annoying
cyrus jolly is very imutuare
by bigyeet00 June 1, 2022
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Jolly Assin

To act in an immature or frivolous manner instead of performing important tasks or duties
They didn't complete the construction project because they were wasting time jolly assin around when they should've been focused on the job.
by Snakefreak81 January 27, 2022
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