dipshit

A person who is dense in the head - as if they have literally dipped their head in shit and now their senses are dulled.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.

Me: "I was going to take my drink with me, but that dipshit thought it would be better to enforce th rules."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."

by midinerd April 1, 2019

dipshit

someone anoying

people named rory are dipshits

by strech1 August 7, 2011

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

dipshit

The dipshit is someone who's clever yet so slow and stupid most of the time.
It's also someone who says dumb shit and makes themselves look retarded.

Hes also an unfunny clown.

Person 1: *says wrong stupid things to someone*
Person 2: "no dipshit"

by Mrs. Sassy :) December 19, 2019

Fortnite dipshit

Does a fortnite dance at a funeral

Whys he doing take the L on my names grave?

I think he's a fortnite dipshit

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept or unaware person.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.

Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.

by Donteatthat June 17, 2018