poser

One who poses, not to be confused with poseur

I am a poser for a nice magazine.

by Blaze April 2, 2003

poser

I have a good definiton for poser. My cousin. She is very cool, but is a pretty big poser. SHe recently started liking rock. Her favorite bands are Green Day, Panic! at the Disco, AFI, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance...and thats pretty much it. I asked her if she knew "Death Cab for Cutie" "Blink 182" and even the old songs of Green Day...and she had NO IDEA. SHe painted her nails black, borrows her sisters black shirts(which says 'baby phat' on them, but as long as they are black, she doesnt care), and started to hate pink. Well, I like rock and metal, but I dont dress all in black. Her myspace is sooo emo and she tries to hit on emo kids. Her sisters call her goth, but she denies it. WHAT GIVES?! I mean, she doesnt even know what Oldies are!!!! She has no idea who Korn or Slipknot is. She shoudl just give up.

Angela*: omg rock is the best!

me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY!

Angela*: what is that? a new radio station.

i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period.

*names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate

by xXxI'm not OkayxXx November 28, 2006

poser

a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not

those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".

Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.

Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.

A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:

Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.

Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182.

random punk person:"eh"

Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"

random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"

by popodopolus May 13, 2006

poser

a poser is a wannabe. basically a loser who tries to fit in by copying people they feel are COOL.

people who know a poser, should probably feel flattered. posers generally copy their friends, people who are unique get extremely P**sed at this :)

eg

Lauren: omg check out my myspace... its SOOO original
Elly: uhuh yea its so great you used your initiative, im so glad you copied and pasted my website into your blog :)

by dukkie July 5, 2006

Poser

One who comes on Urban Dictionary to define 'poser' due to the fact that they are insecure about themselves. This term is throw around so much that it barely has an actual meaning, seeing as everyone needs to try to point the finger at who is a poser and who isn't. It's extremely pathetic and immature.

The majority of people on U.D. are in fact posers.

by Molten Cartledge September 10, 2010

Poser

A young, pale, male usually in teenage years who gets destroyed by people who compose better English than he does. Also, one who creeps on multiple facebook profiles and statuses.

Ryan has no clue what he's talking about but he pretends to fit in. What a poser.

by InformedGuy April 2, 2011

Poser

One who changes their personailty, attitude, and looks based on an influence. The person can also be considered fake. If a sport is involved, a poser may pretend to be good at it. If a clique is involved, the poser may adapt the steriotype style of the clique. Posers are widely disliked throughout... everywhere.

Chris: Dude that fatass Mike can't seriously skate, why does he even try?
Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know

by Crip Crew December 12, 2008