A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.
Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Maxwell housemug. Maxwell is the best person anyone could have in their life he has the best smile the most pure eyes and the kindest heart he’s the cutest most adorable person in the world and he knows how to make anyone smile everyone gets annoyed with him at first but gets used to it after a while and realises that he’s actually awesome he’s loud and funny and can make anyones bad day seem good doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him it’ll feel like a lifetime he could have any girl in the world but he focuses his time on the one true love of his life who’s a year older than him but that doesn’t matter he has brown hair and blue eyes and he’s a bit short but makes up in the ways it counts he’s always there for a shoulder to cry on or just someone to vent to and he’ll never judge or push your boundaries
by 33T4444 August 5, 2022
Get the Maxwell Wmug. He is a real Maxwell, is he not.
by FortnitePro2001 June 7, 2023
Get the Maxwellmug. Harmeets best friend. see harmeet. jemmas future husbend. pot head. fav word:shut up in harmeets voice
by anon September 20, 2003
Get the peter maxwellmug. Bristen Maxwell is that one sexy, funny, chill mf that always be getting in trouble. but that ain’t stop him from being a P.I.MP. respectfully!
by Kellogg’s cereal May 3, 2023
Get the Bristen Maxwellmug. He might be smart, or might be an amazing fellow. Who knows, but he's the most relatable nigga i know
by Wuhan_saviour September 18, 2025
Get the Maxwellmug. Max is a remarkable boy with a good soul, yet he is too damaged to show it. When you first meet him, he comes off as closed-off, and nonchalant. He is the type to hide his true feelings even with the people he loves and trusts the most. He may not even admit his feelings to himself at times. Because he has been damaged, he lost his trust in people as a whole. It doesn’t matter how much he loves a person, he may never fully trust them. Putting all that aside, deep inside he has a lot of love in his heart. He struggles to show any type of emotion, even love. So, he shows it in his own ways. When you spend one on one time with Max, it feels as if time is no longer existent. As if it passes in a second. The effect he has on people is indescribable. He is the type of boy that’s easy to love, the boy that makes you feel comfortable. Being around him feels like being locked in a warm hug that you never want to get out of. Max truly remarkable.
by Ilovemax March 10, 2023
Get the Maxwelmug.