the jolly red's

the jolly red's are a sign of a life well lived and enjoyed but show on one's face by having a beet red nose and cheeks

oh, that's my uncle david...he's got a mean case of the jolly red's. he's been drinkin' his whole life but is still such a happy good old man!

by chachachavez September 23, 2010

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Jolly-Bomb

To some, shotgunning a beer in less than 2 seconds.

Man I just did a jolly-bomb and now I feel sick.

by Bibsy March 12, 2017

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(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

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jolly-woggle

Slang term meaning to use historical perspective or framers intent to disenfranchise blacks, women, gays, other discrete and insular minorities, and/or liberals.

Scalia really jolly-woggled those gun control advocates!

You jolly-woggling idiot, watch where the jolly-woggle you're going!

by Darrell DePaul March 22, 2009

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