The Kindest person one will ever meet. He usually stands below 6 foot but has kindness in his green eyes that make him seem 6'6". He does not shy from a challenge as Brandon's are successful in any venture they dive into. These creatures don't seem human because they work harder than humanly possible. If you meet a Brandon, your eyes will melt with tears as he hacks your rhythmless heart and quickly overrides your emotions ultimately bringing a state of eternal euphoria.
Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!
by Big_beezyy October 8, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The single greatest president in U.S. history.
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is such a good person and loves to hang with friends, he is super good at football and baseball also. He is super hot🥵, and likes to make people feel the best they can be. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves hanging out with her. He likes to make new friends and has a good sense of humor.
Person #1- who are you hanging with rn?
Person #2- Brandon
Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!
Person #2- Brandon
Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!
by Bdog491 October 6, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.