Bryan

Short stubby little asshole, One who will stab you in the back then ask you why your bleeding. A snake in the grass . AKA. HOT WHEELS.

Why are you crying? Stop being such a Bryan.

by Hotwheelzruss May 30, 2016

Bryan

Stupid bum who is childish and immature

1.Bryan is so childish. 2.Nobody likes a bryan

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bOiiiiiiiiii May 9, 2019

Bryan

A very gay guy who is attracted to men

bryan loves men

by mhm_6969 November 12, 2020

bryan

he likes my handshake

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Bryan

A person who loves hot gay sex with a partner. Usually not gay themselves.

“Jack was such a Bryan with Denni last night”

by GaySonicFanFics July 18, 2018

Bryan

He is a man to break your heart and leave you for someone a lot uglier like a lizard. He is very smart but doesn’t use his head in stead he uses he penis and butt to tell him what to do. Is a great friend will always have your back but he smokes to much and he goes behind his moms back a lot.

Bryan crashes cars and smokes.

by Ttddoogg October 18, 2018

Bryan

A Bryan is a fat piece of shit that likes to eat everything he sees but when ever it comes to eating a girl out he is a pussy. Normally likes girls that look like Dora and like DBZ. A Bryan will ask like a tough guy but his only move is to sit on people.

Bryan likes eating food and plays ps4 all day. Has no girlfriend and can’t lose 1 pound.

by 696969man April 13, 2019