crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 4, 2009

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 1, 2010

zoot-conscious

When a person in a group of people smoking weed, is extremely aware of the joint being passed around. He/she will be scared that the zoot might not make it back to them for another toke or that the person smoking it might drop it. A zoot-conscious individual will go as far as reaching his/her arm out to take the zoot without being offered it or even being the next in line.

Harry: Hey, can I have the zoot
Amber: Mate, you are so zoot-conscious

by k-man1989 September 3, 2010

zoot chute

the vagina of a woman who has given birth to a child or children with birth defects or deformaties

Janet pooped another mutant out of her zoot chute this weekend.

by Budapest August 26, 2012

Zoot route

the route in which you take, most of the time the most indirect route to waste the most time to smoke a zoot either alone or with friends.

‘’Shall we do a zoot route home I got some time to kill’’

by Con_Dom24 January 23, 2019

moderately zooted

insane feeling of highness

yo im moderately zooted

by moderatelyzootedcreator May 23, 2018

Booty Zoot

That piece of rolled up toilet paper that you find in your bum crack.

I walked into the toilet cubicle and saw a Booty Zoot laying on the floor. Grim.

by BitchTits92 February 14, 2017