zombie bullshit 

When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.

I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?

zombie bullshit by majhi April 28, 2009

zombie shit 

When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit").

Example: Dude, if you happen to take a zombie shit again, could you please flush a second time?

zombie shit by CaptSaltyJack August 26, 2008

Christmas Zombie 

(n): The first historical recording of the undead desiring flesh. This particular recording is found in Chapter 28 of Matthew in the Bible. It reads; "Ye, and did Jesus from the grave cometh, with a look of hatred in his eyes and a stock of flies surrounding his crown. His skin was tinted greeneth, and his mouth did drip of blood. He approachethed me an..OH GOD!"

Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.

EX.1
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"

EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."

Christmas Zombie by Nick Lowers December 22, 2008

Sex Zombie 

A zombie that will obey you and provide any sexual favors you require. Essentially a mindless sex slave. Jeffrey Dahmer tried to create a sex zombie by drilling holes in his victims skulls and pouring battery acid onto their brains in order to destroy their free will

"According to Professor Harvey, Jefferey Dahmer poured acid into his victims brains. I guess he was trying to make some kinda... sex zombie or something... I don't know."

Sex Zombie by PL25 October 7, 2013

Zombie 

In the context of dating, to zombie someone is to come back from the dead (re-initiate communication after an extended absence) after ghosting someone.

John and Sally had been dating for several weeks and then John suddenly ghosted Sally. Months later (likely in the middle of a long, cold winter) John zombied Sally and reinstated contact with Sally, as if Sally had never been ghosted.

Zombie by Jania_ATL November 16, 2015

text zombie 

1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.

2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.

Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!

Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!

text zombie by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008

zombie movie

When you walk up in your house, and everybody dead.

Usually a form of retribution, caused by offending one's enemies, not paying ransom money, etc.

Even after we had the kid call his parents, they wouldn't pay up. So we had to film a zombie movie at their house, if you know what I'm sayin.

zombie movie by Geto St April 12, 2011