Yoinks

To express a feeling of being disregarded by someone/something.

That he just got him, yoinks!!!!!!!!

by Nic Wooters March 10, 2017

yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.

He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025