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yogurt-singing

When you sing a song but you get all the lyrics wrong.

Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.
OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!
by aieaeoo December 1, 2020
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Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.
Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.
by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016
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Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.
by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016
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Yogurt stains

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed
by Babba ji March 13, 2022
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pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives July 22, 2016
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Special Yogurt

The yogurt that only a man can make. Thats makes other men or even other woman. Smaller ones.
Dude, you kill wasted all that special yogurt
by TylerLikesSpecialYogurt October 25, 2009
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