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Wombler

The act of placing ones anus onto the nostrils of another and passing gas. If male it is also customary to ensure the nuts are placed on the victims chin. Womblers are best performed when the victim is unconscious.
"Last night I faked being asleep when you gave me that wombler, it was fucking juicy."

"Man what the fuck happened last night? This place smells like shit!" "Dude, you got given a wicked amount of womblers!! Check out your nose, it's covered in shit!
by Noo Nah January 13, 2005
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stumbly wumbly

A person with drown symdrome (has an extra copy of chromosome 21) and anyone that is mentally retarted, or has a mental handicap. The Abbreviation is SW. The mass transportation of SWs in public schools is known as "The Stumbly Wumbly Parade". They are transported in yellow scool busses in Oakland, hense the phrase:

"I go hyphy, dumb, stupid, retarded, while ghost-riding the yellow bus"
Guy: Whats wrong with that guy over there, he seems retarded

Other Guy: He is, he's a stumbly wumbly
by Jaden Korr September 25, 2007
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womble

An insult generally used by out of date chemistry teachers. A womble is more than likely to be intimidated into breaking things by being called this.
You womble!
You stupid womble!
You wombling stupid womble! Look what you wombly did!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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womble teaser

When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble
guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"
by le jeff March 14, 2009
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wamblecockd

When an individual is corrected or 'put in their place', after they themselves have tried to belittle or mock a third party.
Grumpyhour: Did you know that if you take parts of words and resemble them, you can pronounce the word ghoti, like fish.

BrningPyre: And then the OP took parts of things that don't work on their own, treated them as if they worked on their own, and then threw them all together.
It's like taking a lung and a heart, connecting them, and then leaving them on a table, expecting them to breathe.

Wamblecockd: This is an old linguistic trick generally said to have been coined by an Irish playwright named George Bernard Shaw. Shaw was a known literacy critic, and this word was said to be part of his argument in favor of further English language spelling reform. Shaw favored a more standardized spelling derived more from phonetics. Ironically, Ghoti highlights how the way we spell words is indeed not regulated, and is free to be changed at any time by any person. Ghoti illustrates how the morphology of phonemes in the English language can be illustrated by several different combinations of letters.
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by agingtrifecta November 3, 2011
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wimble womble

To quabble hither and thither whilst maintaining a general lollygag and/or snickarckle.
Avast! The Wizard approaches with great wimble womble!
by Snicklefritz III June 5, 2016
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Womblefuck

An uncooperative piece of flat pack furniture
This IKEA end table is being a womblefuck.
by VeeVee131 June 10, 2018
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