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summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.
Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011
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Josh The Space Wizard

A guy who wants a go fund me for a bad dragon dildo
Josh the space wizard: Im not gay

Everyone: Explain wanting a dildo
by Not Jay(im hoppy) July 28, 2021
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sneaky wizard

The Sneaky Wizard is a sexual act you do with one to two partners. you start by having your partner lay on the bed and you exit the room. you do not tell them what you are doing, you proceed to put a wizard costume on grab a wand. you enter the room and let them examine you. they may ask why you are wearing that but you simply tell them "don't worry about it". You proceed to have sex and you eventually bend them over and perform doggy style. After a few minutes you secretly take the wand and shove it in your partners anus and say as loud as you can "expecto patronum!".
I'm gonna pull the sneaky wizard tonight on my girl.
by SneakyWarlock69 June 26, 2016
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Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.
*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
by travmagi December 14, 2019
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sex wizard

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand
by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008
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Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.
"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?
by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009
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shit wizard

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male
Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.
by raging_asshole August 28, 2006
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