Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

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A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025

Windy Cindy

When Carl blows on your pussy during oral for no good fucking reason.

"The oral sex wasgreat until he fucked it up with a Windy Cindy. We won't be fucking again."

by Mscupcakesncrossbones June 9, 2016

Windy whoosh

When slogging a cricket ball, not graceful or technically correct.

To be fair, she's just had a windy whoosh at that ball.

by AussiePandamonium November 23, 2016

ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

Windys

It means "Blowjobs". It was used in Breaking Bad by Hank Schrader to make fun of a prostitute called Wendy.

You know you wanna go back to giving windys, Wendy.

by TerminalDogma September 29, 2022

windy gap birds

Walker dew scouting for birds that are 15

there were so many Windy gap birds wanting me

by john shugart January 31, 2023