like the lynx effect but a thousand times stronger. One problem you don't score, or at worst mucked around to the point of heart brake.
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)
girl of dreams pisses of to France then scores. This leading to big trough in the mental mood sine wave
by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005
Get the Willows effectmug. A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
Get the Pussy Willowmug. That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
Get the weeping willowmug. A place in Mt. laurel , New Jersey where at least once a week something happens wether its a drug bust or a domestic violence case but jus noe that there is never a dull moment also white kids are scared to go there .street pharmacist everywhere. A boy named dana and a chinese jawn that jus walks in ur house ! Aunt Gale is the loudest on the street! There bang bang spray painted buy a guy we call mini kevin durant!
by amanfu July 15, 2011
Get the willow turnmug. The art of blowing air on a woman's vagina from behind her. This is done when she is slightly bent over. It allows her butt hole to be exposed as well. The is always the 'danger' of blow back in your face. If she has some fur on her then it is more approriate.
by Chocol8tSundae March 20, 2009
Get the Wind in the Willowsmug. by Tee m. June 29, 2015
Get the willowed papemug. guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
by cckblck August 27, 2010
Get the Willow woodmug.