Whisker Biscuit

A pile of dog shit that started growing little white hairs.

I just stepped on another whisker biscuit.

by Theguyfrombuttsexhaven. December 25, 2016

whisker biscuit

Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.

"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"

by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

Whisker Lickin'

A country slang for a a food or edible substance which is of a higher quality pallatibality than normal food.

These Tater' tots are Whisker Lickin'

"You know that girl from the post office?"
"yeah I could just lick her whiskers"

by Finger Lickin' February 12, 2012

Pussy whiskers

"Pussy whiskers", are the faded lines and cuts in any type of jean. Typically placed up high near the pubic area, on the knee caps, on the calves, or behind the knees.

Girl 1: "De Angelo always wears jeans with pussy whiskers on them."
Abercrombie, Aeropostale, American Eagle, Forever 21, Jay Crew, Armani Exchange, etc. have pussy whiskers on their jeans.

by ArmaniExchange January 17, 2014

whisker biscuit

a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.

If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.

by taddizzle December 25, 2007

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018