Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

by Angel Love December 5, 2007

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

A new tie I am wearing

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

by Jewish April 1, 2003

Wearing the Pants

Luke proposed to Loreal only after she demanded it. Loreal wears the pants.

In their relationship, Loreal is wearIng the pants.

by MKlass14 January 14, 2017

weating

The motion of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Adam was weating in his room all day

by DrMetal September 8, 2009

Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

by Carlosoil September 29, 2017