Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Slipped her the weaver

When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style

My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver

by Pat attack February 16, 2023

Sauce Weaver

The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.

Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"

"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."

by ToolHandle January 1, 2017

shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic

"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"

by h080e February 15, 2023

sagorney weaver

After cumming in a woman’s mouth, you scream in her face, “Give me back my babies!”.

After getting a “sagorney weaver”, her jaw dropped in shock.

by anonymous September 6, 2022

Weaver

A weaver is when someone forgets to tie down their boat and looses in on the highway

And example of how to use this word is when someone is knowingly negligent and is bound to fail at a simple task. You would then say “wow, you really pulled a weaver”

by 8” August 12, 2025

Brynnleigh weaver

She will strangle your testicles not for sex but because she is weird

Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents

This was written by kaleb hettinger

I am communist and will kill all the Arabs - Brynnleigh weaver

by DaSouth420 September 13, 2019