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weave snatcher

a weave snatcher is someone who steals someone fame or recognition or someone can say someone snatched a persons weave.
"She really snatched her weave"
"that girl is a weave snatcher"
by @Anonymoususer June 24, 2023
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weave whack

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.
Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!
by BellaMLGPerez July 3, 2014
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Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
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Weave Krill

And abundance of build up due to excessive hair glue , dandruff, product and days of not washing.
I.e) Weave and lashes.
oh my God Beck,
Did you see her weave krill? It was making a trail it kind of reminded me of that one movie ET with the skittles, but they were chewier and kind of sour.
by Miso19888 August 27, 2022
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road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill
I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.
by Earthmamma January 28, 2016
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Trojan Weave

(Noun). Hair extensions, commonly worn by African American women, fashioned in a manner that allows for hiding of articles such personal protection items and/or contraband. A practice and strategy ranging from efforts of concealing the possession of drugs and related contraband while smuggling or defeating security efforts as well concealing weapons for personal protection.
Authorities acting on a tip searched Keisha's hair upon return from prison furlough to discover Trojan Weave concealing a drug stash hidden within in her hair extensions.
by StasStoLat February 12, 2018
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heave weave

The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.
It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.
by Jim Elco June 16, 2008
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