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Lord forgive me for what im about to do

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.
guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do
by blueoystercultfan24 November 30, 2019
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whataboutism

When you deflect criticism by pointing out flaws in your opponent, specifically using the phrase "what about x?" This is an attempt to excuse you from changing you behavior by painting your opponent as a hypocrite.
Dad: Son, you haven't cleaned your room in two years. Please clean it up.

Son: Why are you always telling me to clean my room? What about YOUR room? Or what about your relation with mom? Shouldn't YOU be the one cleaning up your life?
Dad: Quit your whataboutism and clean your damn room. I'm tired of seeing that dead rat over there in the corner.
by JohnW22 May 16, 2016
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whatah

Exclamation yelled for random reasons. Used by Bruce lee, when he was alive.
*Someone gets whacked by a stick*
-passerby-:

"WHATAH!"
by chi March 25, 2004
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What the Monkey!

What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.
Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"

Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
by Bard777 August 2, 2011
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What is Fortnite?

by SOSOOSOS March 7, 2019
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what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is
Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?
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What does a bean mean?

by BigMike69420 October 30, 2020
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