whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird

hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.

by rhaj100 January 7, 2017

Whack Happy

Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.

Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

within whack

within whack (wyth-IN WACK)(adj pr): In order, within specifications, nominal --"lost positive" phrase opposite of "out of whack."

"This engine was way out of whack, but after repairs, it's well 'within whack' now."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020

midnight snack-whack

Jerking off in the middle of the night.

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

whack bib

A towel or old piece of clothing used repeatedly to clean up yourself after masturbating.

I'm so embarrassed, my mom found my whack bib under my bed.

by dongell August 17, 2009

watch and whack

When one a man watches a guy and a girl having sexual relations while jerking himself off.

Mike did the watch and whack as Jess gave Dave road head.

by BlairH April 14, 2008

Whack daddy

The name given to a person who talks alot of shit.

Sam is a whack daddy

by hamghetti... September 20, 2008