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weiner face 

when someones face closely resembles a weiner or when some one is being an asshole
1) look at that guy he only has one eye, he must be a weiner face
2)quit being such a weiner face
weiner face by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004

Weiner Tucker 

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women
Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.
Weiner Tucker by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006

Weiner Brothers 

The bond two men share after they have sex with the same girl at the same time. i.e. threesome. This is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night my bro and I eiffel towered this bitch. Now we're weiner brothers. It was chill.

Weiner face 

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.
Weiner face by Ainzcb June 17, 2011

weiner boop 

To poke another player with ones penis while playing Garry's Mod.
Player 1: stay still so I can weiner boop you!
Player 2: noooo not like this, I'm a virgin!
Player 1: not any more *weiner boop*
weiner boop by DVDA OverKill March 1, 2014

Weiner Water 

Allowing the water from a shower to hit your chest in a way that it runs down and off of your weiner. You then thrust your hips so the water is flung off the weiner and and onto anyone who happens to be in range of your weiner water.
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom while I was showering so I opened the shower curtain and soaked her with Weiner Water.
Weiner Water by John Corey December 22, 2010