Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by KingKid789 May 30, 2017

Drama Weaving

Drama Weaving is a method of text chat production in which an individual places drama interlaced at right angles to form drama. Other methods are jebaiting, kekwing and luling.

Wow that Pepega from twitch chat was drama weaving that situation at the prison.

by bluepenguin3 May 5, 2020

weave whack

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.

Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!

by BellaMLGPerez July 3, 2014

weave snatcher

a weave snatcher is someone who steals someone fame or recognition or someone can say someone snatched a persons weave.

"She really snatched her weave"
"that girl is a weave snatcher"

by @Anonymoususer June 24, 2023

heave weave

The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.

It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.

by Jim Elco June 16, 2008

road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

by Earthmamma January 28, 2016

Weave Krill

And abundance of build up due to excessive hair glue , dandruff, product and days of not washing.
I.e) Weave and lashes.

oh my God Beck,
Did you see her weave krill? It was making a trail it kind of reminded me of that one movie ET with the skittles, but they were chewier and kind of sour.

by Miso19888 August 27, 2022