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god of waring it

The act of playing a video game so long that you become emotionaly atached to the game and cry when you beat it. This usually involves peeing in a cup to avoid bathroom breaks.
Have you seen Todd in the last few days?

No I think he has been god of waring it since last tuesday.

What is in the bottle Tom?

Urine
Why?
Well I was God of waring it last night and I didn't want to go to the bathroom.
by Testaclees1 June 23, 2010
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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump
Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!
by smarbin January 29, 2019
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Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.
"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween
by MostestEverest October 10, 2009
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Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011
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waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.
The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.
by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007
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Global Waming

a.) The term the United States’ “Idiot in Chief” uses for global climate change.
b.) Incorrect spelling for “global warming” used only by dumbasses who don’t believe in science.
c.) “a change in global or regional climate patterns... attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”
Trump: Record low temperatures prove Global Waming is fake news!

Smart People: There’s a difference between weather and global climate change...
by Redhead97 January 29, 2019
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