screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

by viking girl January 9, 2010

Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!

do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.

by Allysa August 3, 2007

anal viking

A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.

Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.

by lmonk December 29, 2004

Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.

by kurosen October 24, 2007

Viking Style

A style of camping in which one kills a mid-large size animal and drags it a minimum of 2 miles back to your longhouse or campsite. Then the animal, most likely deer or elk, should be roasted for 6 hours with 10-15 of your closest viking warrior brethren and be eaten while dancing, drinking, and otherwise being merry.

Dude, you have to go camping Viking Style or else it's just a sleepover in the woods

by Shurpa May 17, 2011

Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.

"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."

by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020