vegetable fucker

a man named paul thats beleives that vegetables have life and sticks them up his ass and smells like shit

Paul fucks vegetables

by will December 15, 2003

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.

"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"

by banjax October 28, 2013

vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

by got rice? March 7, 2005

Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally challenged people.

<guy> im gonna overtake this can of vegetables

by Mutrith July 26, 2006

Vegetable

Jordan Potter

That person is so braindead, he's like a Vegetable.

by Giraffes up in the air March 3, 2009