Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down

Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight

by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021

Virtual Cuck

A person who dates a virtual sex worker, especially one who brags about the income simps provide.

What a virtual cuck!

by Basedtotheface February 21, 2021

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in a Virtual Reality game for example VRChat and Second Life.

A: "Hey bro! I just had some great erotic rp in VRChat"
B: "You are virtually horny"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.

A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.

Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"

by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023

Virtual Porn

3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.

I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!

by Elisa-LTG October 5, 2008

Virtual Hug

-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move

-You hate hugs but your friends don't.

-The person is one smelly kid.

Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^

LATER;

You: Thank fuck..U_U

by MOshi SHizumi December 22, 2008