straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023

Up a pig's ass

An answer you would give to someone annoying and wanting to be left alone as you walk away from them.

Annoying person- Where are you going?
Me- Up a pig's ass for a ham sandwich!

by Volare88 July 25, 2018

Pull up ass

An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.

Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?

Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.

by Meatpiston January 7, 2011

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Up the Bulls Ass

When something is such total bullshit that it is literally inside the bulls ass.

Guy 1 Hey man, you said something stupid, so now you cant toke with me.

Guy 2 C'mon man.

Guy 1 Nope. My decision.

Guy 2 That is so far up the bulls ass.

by The right guy May 3, 2012

up in your ass

Put your dick, fingers, leg, a bottle or whatever you want in somebody's ass.

Mike: Hey asshole (showing a finger)
Bob: Hey, this up in your ass

by Fubarov February 4, 2010

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013