That shit's fucked up

a. Anything that is messed up really bad.

b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.

c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.

d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."

Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?

Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!

The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.

by Melvin72091 September 22, 2009

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010

That's What's Up

To show approval of a person's achievement.

"You got accepted to Harvard? That's what's up, dude."

by Bianca Burton June 17, 2008

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

That's whats up

Used to agree with something, To say you like something, When you don't know what else to say, and when you don't know how to answer a text.

-I'll be there later.
-That's whats up.

-So, I'm bored.
-That's whats up.

-Wanna get burritos?
-That's whats up!!

by I'mwhatsup(: February 11, 2010

That's What's Up

A way of agreeing to what the other is saying. Or if they ask you a question it can also mean that you are down to do what they're asking.

1:"Ay mayne, i got this killa, we blazinituptoday?"
2:"Shiiiit, that's what's up!"

by MonalisaelisaDelafusa April 8, 2009