straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023

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Up a pig's ass

An answer you would give to someone annoying and wanting to be left alone as you walk away from them.

Annoying person- Where are you going?
Me- Up a pig's ass for a ham sandwich!

by Volare88 July 26, 2018

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Pull up ass

An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.

Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?

Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.

by Meatpiston January 07, 2011

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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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Up the Bulls Ass

When something is such total bullshit that it is literally inside the bulls ass.

Guy 1 Hey man, you said something stupid, so now you cant toke with me.

Guy 2 C'mon man.

Guy 1 Nope. My decision.

Guy 2 That is so far up the bulls ass.

by The right guy February 23, 2012

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