Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 18, 2009

slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.

To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.

by cigsandtwigs December 18, 2018

twig

A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.

John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer

by J Wall May 17, 2007

Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.

Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!

by KernDaddy March 31, 2011

Acid Twig

A butt plug that has been dipped in acid, perfect for being shoved up one's behind.

Man, I would sure love to stick an acid twig up Lauren's ass. She's such an uncultured prick.

by VivaLaTrashcan August 31, 2016

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.

"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"

by Twiggy's May 30, 2024